The alphabetical improv game!

The general idea is to have an intrestring and funny conversation in alphabetical order

Ex. Are you gong to the store?

Bring back some fruit if you are.

Care if i come?

No limit on posting, just be clean and dont post a bajillion times a day and have fun!

Duckbill Platypi love fruit, so be careful coming home. Assuming we are going off of yours?

Everything loves me, Platypi won't hurt me.

Five years from now Platypi will invade the earth

Giving candy and flowers to all who live here.

Have yourself a Platypus for dinner. They taste quite delicious.

I take offense to that; my uncle is a platypus.

Just try eating a platypus,you'll change your mind

Kidding about that, I hope!

Let's go try and eat that platypus now, shall we?

Mark wants to join.

Now where's the mustard?

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Oh no, where's the ketchup?

Probably on the table, next to the mashed potatoes and bubble gum.

Quick go and get, quietly.

Really needing that mustard right now!

Somebody took the mustard and hid it!

The mustard's hidden in the cellar with the dragon.

Under the giant pile of macaroni

Violas are the only utensils we have at the moment.

What are we suppose to do, the platypus is getting cold.

Xylophones are good sources of heat; you could use that one over there in the corner.

Y'all seen my pet platapus? I could have sworn I left it here when I cleaned its cage.

Zoo has it, I think. I hope we didn't cook it!

After three weeks have elapsed, Mike still hasn't found his pet platypus.

But then all of a sudden, Mike's pet platypus appeared in a mystical cloud.

"Claudius, my name is Claudius" the mystical cloud suddenly said.

"Darn it, I have forget the ketchup though!" the cloud said.

"Elephants are the source of all of our missing condiments." Said the mysterious voice coming from the sink.

"From India or Africa?" Mike asked.

"Greenland. The best elephants come from Greenland", said the voice from the sink.

"How about a roadtrip?", said Mike

"I'm not driving across Canada again," said the sink.

"Just wondering, how about through the Atlantic around the north pole?" said Mike

"Kalamazoo would be a good place stop on the way, they might have mustard!" said the sink.

"Lets travel Muppet style!" Said Mike

"Mark my words, it beats traveling by portkey."

No body likes traveling by portkey

OH NO, we forgot to pick up mustard when we stopped by Kalamazoo

Penitentiary! I guess we"ll have to wait until Uncle Bobo brings us some more delicious

Quick turn around! It's not to late to go get the mustard!

NOOOOO! The mustard vendor has left. This is the end of the world!

^(you were supposed to be 'R')

Right on it!

Silly me I lost the map on the way back.

Take my GPS, I never leave home without it.

Usually, I use my GPS to find my way around the house.

Very nice! i always forget my gps

When can we turn around to get the mustard?

(sniped and I can't think of anything with x.)

Xanthic mustard and all of its goodness is top priority; we will go get it right now!

Yes, getting the mustard is our highest priority!

Zoey knows where the mustard is, let's ask her.

Awww man! Somebody find Zoey. Apparently, we lost her again.

Behind the Contras I think I saw her over there.

Can someone drop me off at Petco so I can get a new platypus?

Dogs are the only animals at Petco

Eventually, we will find you a platypus, but we need to focus on that mustard and Zoey first.

Finally someone got us back on track

Get in the car everyone, we're going to the moon to find mustard!

Hello? What about Zoey?

(Let me try this again)
Ignore Zoey. How about Joey?

Joey smells weird, lets stick with Zoey

Kites! Zoey is flying a kite with mustard on it!

Let's go chase that kite! We need that mustard!

Must we go now? I have an underwater basket weaving contest at 12!

No, you can't go to your under water basket weaving contest, the mustard is more important

Or we could get the Mustard after the class is over.

People, why dont we just split up?

Quite talking crazy! We're in this together!

Really guys! Let's just make clones of ourselves.

Sounds like a good idea in theory, but how will we know that our clones would function the same way we do?

That's right, cloning is definnitely a bad idea

Undeniably bad

Velociraptors even think that is a bad idea!

Why don't we get the mustard instead. I think that is more important

Xylophones think other wise

And the xylophone's opinion matters? The mustard is the most important!

You go get mustard, I go think of other bad ideas.

Zebras! Zebras are great at finding mustard. Somebody find a zebra now!

All the zebras are on vacation to tahitilitili

Bragging zebras are on vacation to tahitilitili, on Monday.

Come one, come all, I have located a mustard fountain for us in the heart of the Amazon Rainforest!

DO NOT underestimate the power of the Amazon rainforest. Legend says that in order to get to the mustard fountain you must defeat the giant.

Even the giant's husband can't defeat her. She is just the ferocious.

"Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of many micro-marching men."
I hear the giant coming.

Grab swords so we can take this giant down

How about we just add another plot twist so this task can seem less daunting

I agree

Jumping moose suddenly join in the battle against the giant!

Kill the giant! Go mooses! Or is it meese?

Lovely, all the moose killed the giant, I'm really hungry now.
hot dogs anyone?

More or less. Someone took the mustard fountain and we don't have any sausages to put in the buns. That's just great. We must go on another adventure.

Nooooo! I am getting tired of these adventures in my old age. I do not wish to go on. I will sit here.

Or we can defeat the meeses (or moose) who are eating OUR Mustard?

Placing the moose in a vat of hair gel and Listerine should defeat them.

Quit talking crazy Matthew

Really, this is just out of hand...

Seriously, maybe we should just make our own mustard.

Thought this thread would never see 100 comments.

Unfortunately all the moose have ran away with the ingredients to make mustard.

Very fortunate for us we get to go on another adventure!

Where are we going?

Xavier University!

Yay! I can't wait 'till we get there!

Zig-zagging, however, is the only way to get there.

Assemble the Avengers for we will need them for our perilous adventure

Blasphemy! We do not need them for we are better.

Calm down Robert! Let the Avengers think they are better than us MMLers.

Darting through the trees faster than the speed of light, we arrive at Xavier University. Disturbingly though, the Avengers are there waiting for us.

Except for the fact that they had bicycles for transpotation instead of using their powers, which is pretty anticlimactic.

For we MML'ers had to zig-zag, so no wonder that they beat us.

Good golly; now I understand.

How are we going to defeat the Avengers? They're blocking us from our next adventure.

I hear that iguanas are there only weakness

Just be sure not to use lizards instead, that could cause another civil war!

Kite-bombers are on stand-by for our attack!

Let's go on the count of 277!

Moose or messes have returned but they are on their side.

Now we must fight the Messes or Moose and the Avengers to get back the ingredients of Mustard!

Oh well at least we have each other... and 80,000 lbs. of yellow cake uranium at our disposal.

Put some key lime pie in the yellow cake, and we shall drop them from our kite bombers!

Quick! Let's take that cake and attach it to our kite bombers.

Rawr, sounds like the kite-bombers are starting to take off

String! Do we have enough string for the kite bombers?!

There is plenty of string. What you should worry about is the lightning storm Thor is causing right now. We won't be able to fly the kites we need a new plan.

Under the bridge there is a Captain America's shield. We can use that to protect the kite bombers.

Very good! And once we attach the shield to the kite bombers, they wont have to use string! They can become gliders!

Wow! Good idea.

Yeah, now what are we gonna do about the X-men, who just mysteriously appeared

Zebras will lead the charge, followed by our kite bombers!

Ahoy mateys! It is I, captain Blackbeard here to help!

Better bring the entire pirate crew.

Captain Blackbeard? Yay! I know we will win now.

Darwin, Australia is where we must go to meet up with the cattle drivers that know the secret to defeating our foe!

Either that OR a simple phone call to tbe australian cattle drivers

Forget about that for a second. What happened to the X last go around? We have to find it or our alphabet will be divisible by 5!

Great, um maybe we left it at Xavier university?

How do we find it?

I dont know, maybe we should send someone back.

Jump ropes is the most effective way to go back in time.

Know what just forget it...

lollipops are a great source of energy to fight off the Avengers.

More lollipops please, they are working!

Noooo! we kind of ran out the zebras ate them all

Oh no, would pieces of hard candy work?

Perhaps they would, my good sir

Queen Elizabeth might have some, can someone go ask her?

Run over and ask yourself!

Should I really swim the Atlantic to ask for hard Candy?

That's crazy, what are you thinking, ask Prime Minster Cameron from the UK for a boat. He knows a guy.

United Kingdom isn't known for there hard Candies though, we still have to defeat the Avengers!

Venemous! Venemous are the Avengers! But still, we have one slight advantage...

What is it?

Xenon. Legend says there is a hidden xenon bomb in he UK. The Xenon bomb can defeat any superhero. Perhaps we should look for it instead of using hard candy.

Yes that is a good idea! But can we still get some hard candy? I'm craving some right now.

Zelda, the unknown Avenger has stolen the hard candy!

Absolutely unbearable! I cannot go without my hard candy. I demand we go steal back the hard candy!

But where is it hidden?

Can't we just forget about the hard candy? A cactus or two will work just fine!

Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of hungry men? It is the music of a people who want hard candy again!

Éponine has all of the Hard Candy!

Forget hard candy! We like gummies here!

Gummies are better then hard candy?

Hideous gummies once attacked me, I disagree.

I hope you survived, gummies can be very mean!