Two Words game!

I was looking for ideas for games as well, and I found this one:
Basically, one person starts off a "story" by posting two words to start, and then another person posts two more words to add on to the story. You can tag on to sentences or end them with a period, then someone else can start the next sentence, and so on. This sounds pretty cool. (**Limit two posts per person per day**)

**If someone beats you to your two words, just change them to two more after that person's.**

I'll start off:

There once

was a

pen that

was magical

and grand.

However, it

grew purple

long legs

that loved

dancing like

a turtle

whenever the

fireflies flew.

A hero

named Geoff

loved dynamite

flavored doughnuts

despite his

Bad appetite.

The tubas

spat fireballs

and decimated

The entire

Antarctic continent.

However, they

had to

dance like

Himalayan Llamas

otherwise they

went flat

, not sharp

like swords

that are

Poking me

and hurting

my kidney.

I went

Over to

the band

and said

"Hey there."

Would you

please play

that song

that sounds

like cheescake?

he said

NO WAY!

That song

makes my

brain freeze.

The director

knows nothing

about the

peanut butter

bowling balls

the baritones

threw at

the flutes

which made

a splat

when the

thing hit

the elephant

in the

little cage.

Meanwhile the

earth was

shaking rapidly

into a

giant meatball

the size

of the

Rhode Island.

This mean't

that elephants

will never

walk around

the mall

in pajamas

ever again.

Then a

giant panda

came galloping

Through the

high school

Because they

Felt Like

eating people

who marched

on the