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Matthew Allan: not going to get a water break
Holy Cowdets The girls were all freaked out this morning when they found _____ in the shower room.
Joe Lesko:Mushrooms
Mighty Marching Pirates We just got to the competition and the announcer said"_____" as we came on the field...That was strange.
LBKA: Turkey soup
Viper Brigaders Today, during warm-up, our brass caption head told the trumpets that if they didn't pull their act together, they'd have to _____ every day until Finals.
Kever: Practice
Neptune's Minions "The original drill for the closer was scratched because the _____ section was too hard"
Luke55698: 12 measures of silence
St. Lloyd Redcoats Today, we had our show and tell and some idiot decided to play _____ during the West Side Story mallet section.
Thomas Dukes: The Cadets 2002 Snare Feature
Rhythm Rangers Practice was going as usual until the giant ___ prop fell over and almost took out half the snareline!
AJ Schreiner Tilt a whirl
Marshall Stars After some much needed rest in Chernobyl, We've decided to take a brief tour of Europe. If only we could get around this ____ in our path.
thesoasabone: giant pink cupcake
Sapphire Vanguard We played our corps song "____" for our millions of adoring fans throughout the country.
Matthew: Marry Me by Train
Hawk eyes marching peeps After a so so performance, the peeps winterguard branch won first and bumped up 2 classes (true story! Just that their name isn't the peeps. It was my high school guard). For celebration they_____.
Andrew Hawkins: Lit the Director on fire
Silver Shadow Regiment While Marching Season may be over, the Concert band is preparing to play _____ at the UMEA (Utah Music Educators Association) Conference his weekend in St. George.
Silver Shadow: hop scotch
The Tubanators Just ran a successful competition. But During the exhibition all of the _____ fell off.
Alonzo Allen: plumes
The Conquistadors One horn player unfortunately had to be sent home because he _____.
Abel Aguilar: lost his lunch in his mellophone
Jazzmen Drum and Bugle For the first time ever, the Jazzmen swept all captions in their division and were grand champion! Only if the _____ went as well.
Kingsmen: dinner
Shogun's Finest Rehearsal canceled due to heavy _____.
BandGeekChristian: Hail, very dangerous hail
LHS Pride of the BlueGrass Too many people then got_____ from watching this youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Balko37: Diarrhea
Incognito Regiment Yes, we are finally an all _____ corps.! We can finally dance!
Robert Jordan: Pikachu
Sapphire Vanguard When a black hole appeared inside one of our ____, our trumpet players had no hope.
Matthew: director's heart
Hawk eyes marching peeps After a couple of _____, the peeps concert divison is ready to get going again
Andrew: chocolate donuts
Holy Cowdets Ran our signature whiplash drill moves a bit *too* fast today, leading to lots of _____.
Joe: Whiplash in our performers.
Renegade Regiment I took the Corps out to Texas to get watch the Super Bowl, I was upset to see all of my staff wooting for the ___.
shadow33109: Nazgūl
Sapphire Vanguard When I caught my lead snare ____, I banished him to the back sideline.
Matthew Allan- Ditching Class
Tiger Pride Regiment Watching Other Guard Groups Preform And One Groups Guard Member_____ And We Started Laughing.
Damian10 - hit their director with a flag pole
Red Recruits Listened to many different types of music for show ideas, and some inspired me. Then I had a strange idea to ____.
MARCO: go running across campus, dressed as some ghoulish creature while pulling a red radioflyer wagon with a CD player in it, blaring Thriller.
Hawk eyes marching peeps After a mishap with a calculator, large stuffed Teddy bear, and a special right triangle, our lead horn player is ready to get back to work and _____
Andrew Hawkins: Switch to tenor saw.
Blue Neturals. today was our first show with our new section-The marching TNT section. During there solo, the crowd _____
Nick: Exploded!...in applause of course
Mighty Marching Pirates We just got back from our last competition to relize we left the entire_____at the stadium it was a long second bus ride back.
LBKA: turkey sandwich
Sapphire Vanguard Auditions were held today for the ____ section. Jigglypuff was easily the best one.
Mathew Allan: marching air guitar section
Jazzmen Drum and Bugle Finally raised enough money to hire a new _____ tech, maybe if we can hire a cymbal tech we might march cymbals next season =P
Kings men: sleeping
Peeps After a tough lesson in advanced astrophysics, the corps attached their director to a ___.
Andrew Hawkins: Runaway blimp
Mighty Marching Pirates All the rain has turned our practice field into a big____.
LBKA: shopping center
Sapphire Vanguard During the big storm, all of our marimbas were washed into the ____ and never seen again.
Matthew: Danube river
Peeps After _____, everyone just left.
Matthew Allen: Circle of Life
Viper Brigaders Sometimes, when the corps wakes up _____ are seen running around the housing site.
Kever Lewis: muffin making leprechauns
The Jazzmen We had our Annual Movie Day with the corps featuring the movie "_____," it was quite fun!
Kingsmen: DRUMLINE! :D
JPS Marching Band Horrible practice today.. Our practice lot was all ice. So, we had to practice at/in _____.
JALusk: a giant oven
Sapphire Vanguard We practiced in a giant oven today, and the heat made us ____.
matthew allen: slowly melt
blackmen We came up with our years slogan " _____"
acelj9: Spoon!
Sapphire Vanguard Our drum major's baton was shaped like a(n) ____, which frightened me a little.
.
Mathew Allan:spork
Jazzmen Drum and Bugle Having fun with our fundraiser, ____, help support The Jazzmen today!
Kingsmen: penguins
Viper Brigaders Today, our food truck broke down so we had to serve _____ instead of our usual fine dining.
Kever Lewis: Chilean Sea Bass
Sapphire Vanguard Our drum major's spork-baton broke today, so he ended up ____.
Matthew: Using flaming, pink, kevlar chopsticks!
Blue Neutrals Today, during adutions for mellophone, one ask "Whats a Beiber?" Promting our responce of "_____"
@Nick: A piccolo trumpet player that has breathed helium.
The Patriots Today the contras were trying to figure out the bass line to "Seven Nation Army" when suddenly the sopranos "____"
Mike Hellums: belched the alphebet backwards
Sapphire Vanguard When I discovered that my brass arranger was actually a squirrel, I decided to ____.
Matthew Allan: Have brunswic stew and use darts to write the rest of the music
Blue Neturals Mellophone adiutions we going great today, until on tried to impress us, not by playing a hard peice, but by _____
Nick Beyer: Showing off his Michael Jackson dance moves
LHS Band The judges were actually really impressed and gave him_____
Balko37: A score of 79.95
Tigerguard Finished Preforming "Where Are They?" And Got First In Their Class We Went an celebrated At_____ For Dinner And Ate _____.
Damian10: Waffle house, Philly cheese steak
Georgia Gold Just got back from Drum Corps Jupiter. We were beat by the _____drum and bugle corps, with a score of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points
Tony Wolcott: Giant Red Spot of Ownage
Sapphire Vanguard The design team decided that the corps should play a Bieber song next season, which made me feel ____.
Mathew Allan: like Baby, Baby, OOOH!
Shogun's Finest Our free day on Mars (the planet) went well. We returned to _____ safely.
BandGeekChristian : Egypt
North Star Tonight Russia's Swan Lake was performed at the Performing Arts Center, the first 100 people who bought _____ received _____.
@Silverleaf Fries, Free "I Love Tchaikovsky!" t-shirts.
Silver Shadow Regiment Today was a long day. The band decided to open up by playing _____ In the gym, much to the directors dismay.
Silver Shadow: George Crumb
Sapphire Vanguard Very windy reheardal today, the ____ was blown away and never seen again.
@Matthew Allan: Drum Major/ Band Director
Goomba Bros. Without too much concern for their safety, we decided to _____ along with the pit.
Matthew Kolcz: play practical jokes on the contas
Modern Antic What do you mean we're out of _____!
Vincent Pezza: context
Shogun's Finest Why did ___ just happen?
BandGeekChristian: absolutely nothing at all
Sapphire Vanguard The corps was incredibly grateful for ____ today, something which was lacking yesterday.
.
Matthew Allen: Red Bull
Florida Vanguard Tonight, we swept the _____caption for the first time in 10 seasons! WOO HOO!
Kyle Halpin: failure-to-impress
Sapphire Vanguard After a terrible run tonight, I decided to make the bass drums ____ until the next day.
Matthew Allan: do suicides while balancing on their base drums.
Blue neturals. Today, one of my new marching didigeroos comments on this form, saying, "It use to be reall popular, and now everyone thinks its_____"
Nick Beyer: misunderstood and brooding
Sapphire Vanguard After the director got caught in a ____, the tenor line mourned for days.
Matthew: wormhole
Peeps After a freak _____ accident, the equipment trailer sustaintained minimal damage.
Andrew Hawkings: time traveling Weiner-Mobile
Blue Neutrals... Today we got starter on our next part of our show, nicknamed "Project J. Lesko". It is about _
Nick Beyer: Yemen
Sapphire Vanguard During tonight's show, in the second movement, the drum major suddenly started to ____.
Mattew Allan: stand on one leg and conduct in 5/11 and 314 BPMs
Blue Neturals. Today, some members wern't being so netural, as I had to break up a epic battle about_____. They have learned their lesson, and replacment instruments shoud arrive by next week.
Nick Beyer: Hyperbass Snare Drums.
Old North State Drum and Bugle Corps After a nearly two-month hiatus due to _____, ONS has resumed practices.
Astrognash: Moose Stampedes
Incognito Regiment *Edit* Forgot Blank After 27 Days we have began to give _____ on Incognito Regiment again ;)
Robert Jordan: up
Sapphire Vanguard After performing with ____, tonight, the kids felt energized.
Matthew Allen: The Cavaliers Drum and Bugle Corps.
The Blazing Regiment The corps has been working very hard on their show entitled _____.
Byron: Into the Light: The Story of a Moth
The Mighty Marching Pirates We took first place for the first and hopefully not the last time last night, however the baritones_____ coming off the field.
LBKA: started bleeding awesome sauce everywhere
Peeps After aliens abducted the whole band except the lead trumpet player, they relized _____.
Andrew Hawk: the aliens never know about it
Red Marching Phoenix Last summer a drummer is_____about his new band uniform.
Scarlet Sound
Returning to the field...
theheroshallfall: fresh paint for the yard lines!
Sapphire Vanguard Someone spread lard all over the field, causing the baritones to ____.
Matthew Allan: make sandwiches
Blue Neutrals Today the director botched up a popular qoute, saying "the grass is always greener_____"
Nick Beyer: when it's blue.
Sapphire Vanguard After doing visual block for 492 hours straight, the hornline was ready to ____.
Matthew Allan: throw tomatoes at the director
The Blazing Regiment Right in the middle of a run through of the show, the baritone section suddenly____.
Byron: kick the band major's ass.
Red Marching Phoenix Then the trumpets valve suddenly_____.
fitsme: Flew off during the trumpet soli at 210 BPM
The Conquistadors Yesterday during rehersal the hornline had to run two miles because_____
Abel Aguilar: they thought it would be fun.
Sapphire Vanguard When one of the yardlines exploded, the drum major ____.
Matthew Allan: used theirself as a replacement.
Blur Neutrals Today gaffes qoute from the director: "it's always darkest ___"
Nick Beyer: at night.
The Blazing Regiment The director kept having to yell at the snares because____.
Byron: they sounded like 10 kittens dropping marbles on a tin roof.
The Sultans of Swagger Tonight's ensemble rehearsal went spectacular! The _____ change will be a great success!
Andrew: Tuning slide
Shogun's Finest _____ went well!
BandGeekChristian: The attempt to get as many penalty points as possible.
Blue Neturals Our first preformace of _____ went, uhhhh, awsome.
Nick Beyer: "Friday"
Holy Cowdets We still have openings for 3 sops, 9 contras, 5 accordians, and a _____.
Joe Lesko: detective
Sapphire Vanguard The tenor line ate all the mac 'n cheese, leaving the bass line to believe that ____.
Matthew Allan: Their too fat to eat it.
Red Marching Phoenix The band need two trumpet players to play the solo part of a song, but,_____.
Fitsme:use 3 trumpet
Blue neutrals Today we traced the paths of all the marcher for the first part of the show on one sheet of paper, and were very surprised to see a image of_____
Nick Beyer: this:
archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/0/0d/0... Sapphire Vanguard When the yard lines decided to start tripping the brass members, they got revenge by ____.
Myself: resurrecting a dead topic.
Sapphire Vanguard A cow wandered onto the field today, so the snares decided to____.
Eat some hamburgers.
StaX It was so hot today that the guard decided to _____ the trumpet section!
bluesky94: dance with
The Select Today the teenage trombones tumbled terribly towards the _____.
Tromboon: field commander's podium
Oakvale Marching Knights As the summer practice goes on, the director has recently took up _____.
marchingbari: Knitting
Empire State Vanguard Lost four contra players in a freak _____ accident.
mellophone1: show
The Red Coats The weather was so horrible that a giant_____fell from the sky!
P Orbital
Sapphire Vanguard Just for kicks, the corps performed the show backwards tonight. Needless to say, the instructors were very ____.
@Matthew
Disturbed by the sights and sounds... Sprayberry D&BC Well, today the corps started learning drill when a ___ came!
Anthony: pink fluffy carnivorous Jigglypuff
Sapphire Vanguard When one of the yard lines started strangling the snare captain, the rest of the snares quickly ____.
@Matthew - Dragged the drum to safety.
The Chopticon Marauders The Color Guard were on break today when a _____ swooped down and carried our captain away.
Geoffrey Westbrook- Tie Fighter
the Red Cadets Big mix up at the cleaners, they switched our Unis with _____'s uniforms.
stephen gough- ballet dancers
The Blazing Regiment Today's music rehearsal was going fine until our lead trumpet spontaneously _____.
Byron- combusted
Alice springs H.S. The clarinets got yelled at for talking and had to run laps, on their third lap they decided to _____.
Justin trogge: sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
Sapphire Vanguard During the six-hour bus ride to our next show, the corps sang ____ the entire time and irritated the director to no end.
Matthew Allan- "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Regiment of Revolution The trumpet line was so ___ the director decided to change the drill to accommodate.
RyanMeadows - flatulent
Delusional Chevaliers The cymbals looked so amazing today, so after practice, they all went out and ___ .
John Davis - ate some soup
Blackmen Brainstorming ideas for visuals in our closer, one of our staff proposed that we_____
acelj9- do the running man.
Mylinians Right in the middle of the percussion feature, a bass drummer's mallet_____.
Mylin- turned into a dove and flew away.
The Jazzmen The Jazzmen hornline started a new corps tradition that ended up with a rookie strapped to _____.
Kindsmen: an elephant running up a volcancoe, under water.
StaX Well you know what they say about snare drumers... they can never get it to _____.
Bluesky94: keep a constant tempo.
Chopticon Marauders Today, one of the Marching Marauders stepped into a hole in the field, only to discover it was a tunnel to _____.
@Geoffrey Westbrook: Narnia!
Synechdoche The cook truck was having problems today. The food wasnt cooked all the way, so when our guard captain bit into her hamburger, she found a huge _____!
Ryan McKenzie: blu-ray player
Sapphire Vanguard During the second number of our field show, a giant ____ flew onto the field.
@Matthew Allan: Rubber Chicken
Alice springs H.s. We haad a break in at the school last night, they took no instruments, but they replaced all the guard equipment with _____.
Justin trogge: shamwows
Blackmen running through our opener, a contra _____ in the middle of the field
acelj9: started a cha-cha line
The Blazing Regiment Our show was going perfectly until a member of the guard suddenly_____ during the last note of the show.
Byron: started breakdancing
Sapphire Vanguard While the field started to protest being marched on all the time and yelled at us to leave, we had to rehearse in the ____ instead.
Matthew Allan: basement of the White House
the Red Cadets It was super hot today, so the percussion complained all day. Tired with their whining, the director decided make them _____.
stephen gough: chicken vindaloo,
served frozen cyber art cadets first contest: the corps did very well, but _____ messed totally up
@johand: our playing
Rubble Regiment The tubas said they were tired so they couldnt hold thier instruments so the direccter decided to _____.
@ Will Panter
make them line the field for the rest of the season. Florida Vanguard To our dismay, a giant order of _____ came to the headquarters, instead of our new Horns for this season.
@ Kyle Haplin- SNUGGIES!
Alice springs H.S. We had band practice today, but no one showed up? they all decided to _____ instead.
Justin Trogge: play Twister
Sapphire Vanguard While we were stepping onto the field, a ____ attacked us!
@ Matthew Allan
Giant Marmoset Florida Vanguard After the visual team had realized that the snuggies had no application in the show what-so-ever, we decided that the corps members may use them as _____. Oh, and we are still waiting on those new horns.
@ Kyle Haplin
Superhero Capes ALice Springs H.S. We went to the weirdest competition yesterday, instead of giving us points the judges gave us _____.
Justin Trogge
cookies Mobile Beat Today during drum camp we _____ outside for 30 minutes!
Larry Lawrence: wrote heart-warming limericks
Sapphire Vanguard As it turns out, the drum major wasn't a(n) ____ after all.
Matthew Allen: Giant Penguin
Blue Battalion: Unfortunately, a hurricane was passing through during practice, so the band ____.
s3t2: Rehearsed for three hours in 70mph wind and rain
Lancaster Brass Machine: While on the way to our next show, we discovered that _____(s) had found their way into to instrument truck's engine.
Tyler Thress: our new, missing horns that were replaced by Snuggies
Delusional Chevaliers During practice today, a plane landed on our practice field thinking that it was a landing zone. Fortunately for our students, the plane brought _____.
John Davis: warm puppy kisses
Sapphire Vanguard Trying to outdo the Cavaliers, our drum major tried to conduct standing upside-down. Unfortunately, he forgot to ____!
Matthew Allan: Ask the Cavaliers Tenor Line how it was done!
Blue Battalion: The hurricane that passed through practice yesterday destroyed our ____.
s3t2: Lego pyramid
Sapphire Vanguard ____ visited us yesterday and gave us all new instruments.
Matthew: Jesus
Chopticon Marauders During rehearsals this week, the flutes have been increasingly annoying by insisting on _____.
Geoffrey: marching the show blind
Sprayberry D&BC The Corps is moving into the afternoon _____ movie block.
Anthony Wolcott: second
Mobile Beat Our snare really need to _____ this year!
Larry: Purchase Drumsticks
Blue Battalion Bus 3's left front tire popped today, so we replaced it with a ____.
@s3t2 : Bass Drum
Dark Creation Today our band director couldn't direct today becuase he had just finished ____.
Will Panter: drinking his coffee
Sapphire Vanguard Tonight's show was a disaster; the ____ didn't arrive on time!
Matthew Allan: Armored Car carrying the drum major's right glove.
Blue Battalion: After fixing a bus wheel with a bass drum, the drum now sounds like a ____.
s3t2: Don't stand there do something.
Immortals The guys decided to throw _____ at the directors and staff.
@ finalblitz- Rubber chickens covered in honey mustard :D
Alice Springs H.S. our band director meant to buy us all tickets to dci world championships, but he accidentally bought us tickets to _____.
@Justin Trogge - High School musical ON ICE! :)
Dark Creation Oops! Looks like we forgot to buy _____ for our drumline!
Will Panter - drums
Delusional Chevaliers Since a mixup was established with the lack of drums for the line, they have to play on _____ now.
John Davis: plywood
Sprayberry D&BC The corps is about to go on to the field here on Planet____
@Anthony Wolcott: Who
Alice Springs H.S. Were going to _____ on our band trip this year
@Justin Trogge: Me sleepy -_-
Immortals The news was awful...tommorow will be 125 degrees and 25% chance of death & i have to go to _____ for the end of the season.
FinalBlitz: the ear cleaning specialists department
Black River Knights Everyone was so happy today after we gave them ____ at the end of rehearsal.
biscotti: fruit hats
Aria Regiment Today , we couldn't work outside on the field because of the _____.
vchs: rain
King me Instead of marking time one of the the freshman decided to _____
Splashes: space
Mobile Beat Our band director told me I was way too entertained by a _____.
Larry Lawrence: metronome
Pride of Broken Arrow Instead of flags this year, our colorguard will be using____.
cgowriluk: banana peels
Sapphire Vanguard When our metronome started complaining of overuse, we decided to ____.
Matthew Allan: "suggest it try to find another job in this economy."
The Candy Stripers The heat regulations were removed, regardless of the 125 degree heat index, so our director ____.
Aaron Hudson: taunted us by eating ice cream right in front of us
Sapphire Vanguard When the drum major's podium started walking away, we had no choice but to ____.
Matthew Allan: put it down...:( R.I.P. Drum Major's Podium
Mobile Beat Our pre-camp starts next week, and to help us stay cool our band directors going to ____.
@Larry Lawrence: throw buckets of ice at us and scream at us to work harder (he's very mean)
Alice Springs H.S. We decided we didn't like flutes anymore so we kicked them out of the band. To retaliate, the flutes _____.
Justin Trogge: Gained control over the the worlds economy, government, and media and became supreme overlords of the world. :3
Shades of Purple We love Coldplay, so like any other band would we started making a lot of ____.
@Caperaticus Waffles with lots of maple syrup
Dark Creation The clarinets couldn't play today becuase sombody _____ their reeds.
Will Panter: Ate
Black River Knights I just bought _____ for the band to use for the opener of the show
biscotti: I'm going to 7-11
Immortals WHile most of the band were marching in a parade block, Two people decided to do a _____and end up causing half of the block to fall backwards
FinalBlitz: Barrel Roll
Steel Knights Jazz Core The Trumpets all decided to add their own move in part of the show... which really fit in well with the_____.
Balko37: trumpet dodgeball competition in the fourth movement.
Blue Battalion Unfortunately for the saxophones, all of their reeds were stolen by ____.
s3t2: ME
Immortals Today was all normal until the SWAT team pulled over thinking our rehearsal was a _____ attack
FinalBlitz: covert russian
Mobile Beat Tomorrow marks the start of pre-camp our band director is so excited, he bought us all _____!
Larry Lawrence: houses
Sapphire Vanguard Our food truck blew up today because ____.
Matthew Allan: we were reinacting the burning of Atlanta
Florida Vanguard Instead of reinacting the Burning of Atlanta, the corps decided to _____.
Kyle Halpin: solve mysteries with a talking dog
The Red Cadets As we left our performance last night we realized that we forgot the _____.
Stephen Gough: props, guard equipment, and pit instruments
Sapphire Vanguard The design team decided that the brass should ____ in the third movement.
Matthew Allan: dance
Mobile Beat Our drum instructor got upset when we _____.
Larry lawrence: fell asleep
Immortals The Band got _____ for an award from the directors after rehearsal
FinalBlitzV2: More reads and mouthpeices!
Dark Creation Why was the director so mad? The Trumpets only _____!
Will Panter: BLAST a quadriple forte
Immortals so half of the band decided to not show up because of the _____ scared them.
bees
trombones
Sapphire Vanguard Our director got fired today because he was too ____.
hmmm, I seem to have forgotten something on my last comment...
Let's start over, Matthew Allan: Sexy Mobile Beat We marched and played music for the first time today, our bass line almost ____ when we did it.
Larry Lawrence: flew away
Delusional Chevaliers We had our first summer band practice since before the break. The flutes _____ because they hadn't practiced in forever!
John Davis: were converted into a heap of ashes by the director
Sapphire Vanguard During the ballad, a giant ____ erupted from the middle of the field!
@matthew Allan: Volcano!
The Trojans We went to a competition and got first place! but instead of a trophy the judges gave us _____.
@Justin Trogge: A Bagel
Immortals Woot! My band scored 3rd on their championship but while we we're waiting for medals. I saw the 1st place band threw _____ in the air for some reason.
FinalBlitzV2: their band director
Mobile Beat Tomorrow our band is going to _____ after practice! I can't wait!
Larry Lawrence: prance around in a field fo flowers
Sapphire Vanguard After doing a terrible job at POC quarterfinals today, the corps decided to ____.
Matthew Allan : Secretly enter semifinals without anyone noticing.
Immortals Even though we didn't get through POC quarterfinals, we're still gonna be going to _____ for the season
FinalBlitz: dance
Modern Antic What you mean we're out of _____?!
Vincent Pezza: Nutella and Butterscotch
The Red Recruits _____ goes great with ice cream!
@MARCOpolo: Moldy Reeds!
Broken Regiment Those silly saxophones just _____ and they director made them run a lap.
Will Panter: baked a wedding cake on the 50
Sapphire Vanguard After the bass drums ran 600 laps around the school, they very nearly ____.
Matthew Allan: Vomited for the rest of the rehearsal.
Immortals So today is our MiniCamp but the director forgot so he didn't bring the _____.
FinalBlitzV2: ray gun to defend ourselves from zombies!
Mobile Beat We completely improvised our cadence because _____.
Larry Lawrence: someone made the comment that it sounded too much like a cadence to Blue's Clues and Dora the Explorer
Black River Knights Continued working on opener drill, and learned the special way of coming onto the field which includes _____.
biscotti: black lights, riverdancing, and Mentos
Sapphire Vanguard One of the trumpet players turned into a(n) ____, which shocked everyone.
Matthew: baseball bat
Black River Knights A Tuba player lost their _____
biscotti: Mouth piece
Blue Regiment The snare drummer was so mad because_____
Andy D: He lost his wallet
Immortals I fell on _____ during our competition but it looked good on the theme.
FinalBlitzV2: Midget trumpet player
Glory Regiment Practice was going well and marching was looking perfect. The pit decided to _____ and it messed the whole rehearsal up.
@drumminman50 Play Farmville
Shades of Purple The Rifle Line _____, so we got kicked out of the competition.
Will Panter: started shooting into the air
Sapphire Vanguard When the director decided to change the corps name to ____, the entire corps quit.
Matthew Allan: The Spirit of Gooberville
Golden Brigade Once again, the ____ messed up again!
GR Connor: ContraAlto Clarinetist
Black River Knights First concert of the year is here and we are missing _____
biscotti: music stands
Sapphire Vanguard The drum major was unable to conduct today because he was too ____.
Matthew Allan: hyped up on Red Bull and sprouted wings.
Shattered Sonority The visual instructor had to get stitches in her chin because ____.
Jennifer Spainhour: was the worst Cavalier to march the 2011 show.
Scarlet Sound The snare drum was so poorly tuned that it made a _____ sound.
theheroshallfall: trumpet
Georgia Gold Successfully performed the first 2 movements on field in uniform at the _____dome
Anthony Wolcott: syndrome
Delusional Chevaliers The chimes player was extremely off tempo during the band's rehearsal. When it was over, the percussion director came over and _____.
John Davis: said "excellent job!"
Sapphire Vanguard During the water break, the contras suddenly started to ____.
Matthew Allan: pass out cookies to the entire corps.
Los Conquistadors Yesterday the corps got new uniforms but, _____.
Abel aguilar-they accidentallly ordered banana suits instead
The Silent Sound instead of performing a show this year the corps just decided to _____ at all of the competitions.
Justin Altrogge: Dress up like clowns
Blue Regiment Our directer pass out new music but he forgot_____
Andy D: to put in bar lines and key changes.
Sapphire Vanguard While printing out the music to this year's show, the printer suddenly started to ____.
Matthew: Play a Bb Scale
Blue Blazers The Flute section was rushing, so the band director _____.
Will Panter: put speed bumps after every measure
Sapphire Vanguard We decided to change the ballad to "____," which raised a lot of questions.
Will: "Happy Birthday"
Blue Battalion Our band director is out due to ____...
s3t2: The Boogie Woogie Flu.
Blue Regiment The Drummers got mad when____ was stolen from them.
Andy D: their sense of rhythm
Sapphire Vanguard The worst part of today's rehearsal was when the drum major ____.
Mathew Allan: was blown off the podium by the horns' incredible volume
Redcoats At the horns only rehearsal last night, everything was going right until the horns started passing right through each other! The director said, "____!"
Stradivarius: If I see a single collision, I'm giving you a 1!
Sapphire Vanguard It suddenly started raining ____ at tonight's show, which made us get 107th place.
Matthew Allan: Chili Cheese Dogs
Black River Knights We're taking a break today after we _____
biscotti: chill out and relax
Sapphire Vanguard The first movement was in the key of ____, which made everyone leave and thus made the corps fold.
Matthew Allan: Q Double Sharp Half Minor with a lowered 13th and raised 10th
Blue Neutrals Today we learned our new set, it was the _____, stolen from the Cavaliers 2020 show
Nick Beyer: Care Bear set
Sapphire Vanguard Today's rehearsal went so well that the trumpets decided to ____.
Matthew Allan: take the week off
Los Conquistadors During last night's show, as the corps was marching off the field, a crazy fan_____.
Abel Agiular: went streaking across the field with a sword hollering "we want the popcorn!"
Black River Knights Today we worked on encores, and we added _____ to the list.
biscotti: "The Banshee," "Moonstruck Pierrot," and "Old McDonald had a Farm"
Sapphire Vanguard Due to copyright issues, we couldn't play ____ at DCI Finals.
Matthew Allan: The Sesame St. Theme
Blue Regiment Since our whole Trombone section was sick we had (the)_____ substitute for them.
@Andy D-Stuffed Animals
The Silent Sound we went to a competition last weekend and it started raining _____.
Justin Altrogge: deceptive cadences
Sapphire Vanguard No one in this year's corps knows anything about ____. Sigh, it's going to be a long season!
Matthew Allen: Socks
Valley Crossfires I'm sad because our Tuba section decided to _____.
Atrain35: Bernie while wear Sousas, causing them to fall and break
Blue Neutrals Today, during DCI finals, the recorder and _____ duetist annoyed everyone by playing "Never Gonna Let You Down" and therefore RickRolling the entire DCI championship.
Nick Beyer: Microphoned Kazoo-ist
Kansas City Fire Today at rehearsal, the entire mellophone line decided to ____ during one of their stand fasts, infuriating the already insane director.
mlsku: watch the drum major
Sapphire Vanguard During visual block, a big ____ fell on the tubas.
Matthew Allan: midget Pickle player
Blue Neutral today, as a prank, we stuffed _____ into the contras, they were not amused
Nick Beyer: onions
Eagle Regiment Today Eagle Regiment had their yearly meeting to come up with show concepts when the visual tech proposed _____.
Joseph Boboige: My Little Pony
Valley Marchmasters Everyone was laughing at the Clarinets after they _____.
Atrain35: tripped over the hash marks
Sapphire Vanguard The contras were misbehaving on the bus, so they were forced to ____.
Matthew Allan: sit with the guard for the rest of the trip.
Black River Knights Today was not a good day because____.
biscotti: the band director got so made he bent a school Baritone.
Blue Regiment Yesterday was the first day that _____.
Andy D: Nobody Fell Down While Crabwalking.
Mountain Harmony Why did the Clarinets have to _____ , It ruined the rehersal.
Will Partner-Bernie while playing Flight of the Bumblebee
Blue Neutrals today we driving to our contest in Tuscan, Arizona, when we got lost in the desert and the bus broke down. We had to _____ to get it running again; the pit was not happy about that
Nick Beyer: raise its self-esteem
Sapphire Vanguard When the corps heard that they had to perform two different field shows this season, they ____.
Matthew Allan: Stood on the directors podium and threw drum sticks everywhere
Blue Regiment After there last rehearsal, the Horns _____.
Andy D: got sick and puked through their instruments'
Black River Knights Today, we____while we drove to the football game on the other side of the state.
biscotti: invented a time machine
Sapphire Vanguard ____ blew all the guard equipment away, which proved costly.
Matthews Allan-A brick wall
Yellow Neutrals Today their was a huge explosion at the banana factory, it cause use to be yellow for a day, we later discovered it happened when_____
Nick Beyer: The Trombones thanked there tour guide of the factory by playing for them.
Blue Regiment The first day we wore our new uniforms our director told us_____.
Andy D: "My nose itches"
Blue Neutrals we will not be at BOUSSBA due to _____
Nick Beyer: the odor of the contra members.
Kentucky's Regiment The dinner truck was empty because _____.
Dalton Bates16: The cow intestine sandwiches were very popular
Sapphire Vanguard A ____ crawled into someone's contra, which caused much mayhem.
Matthew Allan: lab rat
Blue Regiment The first time we put our new show on the feild our director_____.
Andy D: got so annoyed that the contra soloist was messing up he went onto the field and played it himself
Blue Neutrals Today, after all the yardlines got up and left, we had to use _____ as yard lines
Nick Beyer: the freshmen
Sapphire Vanguard Somebody had vandalized the ____, which was useless to us anyways.
Matthew Allan: merchandise stand
Shadow Drum & Bugle Corps Our free day in Six Flags didn't go as planned since _____ .
Maarten Walraven: all the gift shops were sold out by opposing drum corps!
Redcoats Because the contras kept complaining about how heavy there instruments were, they had to bench press their contras _____ times!
Stradivarius: 20
Blue Regiment Due to the low interest in playing the Trombone the director forced half the _____section to switch Trombone.
Andy D: saxophone
Kentucky's Regiment Thanks to _____, we missed BOA Grand Nationals Finals 1st Place by .000009 of a point!
Dalton Bates16: bad breath
Sapphire Vanguard The director is so preoccupied with NaNoWriMo that he forgot to ____. (Word Count So Far: 23766!)
Matthew Allan: make sure he wasn't writing in Scandanavian
Jazzmen Drum and Bugle Corps We just found out our lead _____ was a _____ in high school causing him to quit out of embarrassment!
Kingsmen: mellophone, walrus
Knights of Cydonia The bus broke down because there was a problem with its ____. I hate it when that happens.
Phil-roof escape hatch
Blue Neutrals Today we discover how alike we are to Switzerland. We are both Neutral, have blue, and_____
Both have red in our flags
NF Cougar Pride After we finished performing our halftime show, the director told the band that we had to _____ all night long or else we don't get _____.
GodbyMarcher1: Sing, poptarts.
Blue Regiment In our band, it is a tradition to _____ after the season is over.
Andy D: wear sackcloth and ashes
Sapphire Vanguard We got 1st in semifinals, but 12th in finals, which caused us to ____.
Matthew Allen: regret eating all those funnel caked
Blue Neutrals due to _____ this years show will cost over 90,000 dollars
Nick Beyer: the pyramids we had skylifted all the way from Egypt,
Sapphire Vanguard We have so many ____ on the field that we have no room to march!
Matthew Allan: Cheerleaders and Football players
Blue Regiment Because it was so cold at practice the Tubas _____.
Matthew Allan: Cheerleaders and Football players
Blue Regiment Because it was so cold at practice the Tubas _____.
Andy D: rehearsed next to the lava pit on the back sideline.
Sapphire Vanguard The theme for this year's show is ____, which will get the director fired.
Matthew Allan: Springtime for Hitler
Knights of Cydonia The band just finished listening to the visual judge's tape from the last performance. He told us that we desperately need to work on _____.
Phil Commissaris: getting taller tubas next season
Sapphire Vanguard The music effect judge told us that we needed less ____.
Matthew Allan: Cowbell!
Blue Regiment Our director was so worried about our upcoming performance he _____.
Andy D- Chewed all his finger nails off and pulled his hair out
The SIlent Sound Now that marching season is over, all of the tubas needed to occupy themselves, so they _____.
Justin Altrogge: started doing parkour with a contra
The Blue Neturals Today we cleaned out the inside of the contras and found _____
Nick Beyer: the last golden ticket!
Sapphire Vanguard One snare drummer heard the field judge say "____!" right after the awesome snare lick.
Matthew Allan: are those sticks on fire? Get a fire engine!
Blue Regiment Right before we took the field our director said_____!
Andy D: It's Saturday! Saturday! gotta kick butt on Saturday!
Black River Knights We are holding MMBC Championships Prelims this weekend, and there is a delay due to rain. All the other bands are mad at us and want to _____
biscotti: blame us for the tornado, earthquake, and Godzilla delays as well.
Sapphire Vanguard We have 37 drum majors this year, which some consider to be ____.
Matthew Allan: animators in the stands.
Sting As I made the GE in Movement 3 my horn _____.
FabianSR: Exploded into a million pieces
Blue Regiment As we marched off the field the Flag Line accidentally_____.
Andy D: fell into the black hole left behind by the previous corps.
Sapphire Vanguard While warming up in the lot, a crazy fan came up to us and started to ____.
Matthew Allan: Pet our plumes
Blue Regiment As soon as we started the parade_____.
Andy D-a turkey float almost ran over the contras, but some pigeons flew down and airlifted the contras out of harms way
Blue Neutrals The whole stupidity of our decision to do a whole parade at a jazz run was revealed when _____
Nick Beyer: the other bands showed they could do it faster and without throwing up.
Sapphire Vanguard One of the floats came to life and started to ____ our corps.
Matthew Allan: eat
^hope everyone is okay xD Black River Knights Yesterday, we went to the parade downtown and everyone enjoyed hearing us, until _____
biscotti: one of our flag line members accidentally hit Santa with her flag.
Blue Regiment The parade was going great when_____.
Andy D: the Mayor knighted all the members as Music Ambassadors of the city.
Andy D: Meteor came down from the sky
SoCalBlitz Well band season was over so today was the worst day for the director since they have to wear _____ each year after marching season finished at school :)
FinalBlitzV2: Diapers
Western Movement Our band had just got done celebrating a succesful competition when ____
qwilliams3: suddenly, the judges deducted 50 points because we were being too loud.
Sapphire Vanguard Because everyone in the corps was so full of Turkey from Thanksgiving, everyone went ____.
Matthew Allan: and crowded the nearest gas station.
Down'Easters Drum and Bugle Corps When our baritone section got back from Black Friday shopping, they ___.
Riley: had all bought new Hurdy gurdys and marched them instead of their baritones
Blue Neturals Always the one to come in with a freaky almost useless interment, our resident electric glockenspiel player brought a _____ to practice today.
Nick Beyer: pair of pink and green lederhosen
Blue Regiment The Drums were so tired after practice they _____
Andy D: decided to have a petition signed by all drumline members to shorten practices!
Kentucky's Regiment Discovering the lunch was missing, the directors decided to_____.
Dalton Bates16: eat the drum major podium
Sapphire Vanguard After the director and staff ate the drum major rpodium, the drum major had to ____.
Matthew Allan: get on top of the tour bus to have a makeshift podium.
Down'Easters Before performance, as the drumline was unpacking the bus, a little kid ran over to a tenor player and ___.
Riley Callahan: Randomly started doing the Chicken Dance.
Pride of the South During our Performance at Competition Yesterday, a group of _____ ran the field screaming _____.
GodbyMarcher1:cheerleaders, we are number 1.during thanks
Western movement During thanksgiving dinner the drumline ate too much ____ and ____.
qwilliams3: of the directors Pie had to then run around the practice field 20 for punishment
Blue Regiment Because the Baritones couldn't play there part_____.
Andy D: the staff had to banish them from the kingdom for 1,000 years.
Sapphire Vanguard The director felt that the horns weren't being challenged enough, so he ____.
Matthew Allan: Gave them harder music
Red Devils The Director was angry at the band,because_____.
tumohs: they stole all of his cookies.
Almighty Penguins The clarinets weren't feeling to good because___.
Dinkai-they had not changed their reeds in 5 years and a new form of life had grown on their reeds and hopped into their stomach, where it was starting a catering business.
blue Neutrals Due to the marimba players prank, _____ will no longer be given out pre competition.
Nick Beyer - Wet towels
Marchers of light I really don't like when that one contrabass player forgets his ____.
Jmitchlite- contrabass
Bandit Regiment Today there was _____ all over the practice field.
the epic show: broken Clarinets
Blue Regiment Since we could only have a ten minute rehearsal the directer decided to have us_____
Andy D: play tic-tac-toe with each other
Sapphire Vanguard This year, we have a staff member from ____ Drum and Bugle Corps working with us.
Matthew Allan: Verizon wireless
Red Devils The director was designing drill for the band when the computer suddenly started to _____
tumohs: spazz out from the strawbery jam
Black River Knights We just finished holding MMBC Championships finals and the whole group is now exhausted, one of the other bands had decided to _____, it took hours to clean up.
biscotti: perform the flash dance in their second movement
Insanity Corps Our battery was supposed to play on a giant cymbal rack at the end of our show, but when they got there they instead found _____.
jb85: Marshmallows
Red Devils While the band started to get on the field the drum line decided to _____.
tumohs: file their tax returns
Sapphire Vanguard After a very windy night in SoCal, the corps found out that all the ____ was blown away.
Matthew Allan: Tubas
Blue Regiment When I got to band today, I noticed that_____!
Andy D : The director was dressed as Santa and was saying "Ho,Ho,Ho! Merry Christmas!"
Red Devils Sense the director put the trumpets on the vuvuzela the judges thought the band was___.
tumohs: going to take over the world.
Redcoats During our show, we discovered the cure to the_____when the baritones showed up not with their baritones, but with_____.
Stradivarius: bad breath, mints
Knights of Cydonia Today a flute player got in big trouble with the director because she skipped band practice and went to _____ instead!
Phil Commissaris: wood shop
Blue Regiment Because of the endless rain, our Tuba section_____!
Andy D: Filled their contras with rainwater.
Bandit Regiment Our corps could not attend a competition because someone filled the bus' gas tanks with_____.
the epic show: epic fail
Sapphire Vanguard The director called for a new DCI regulation; to allow ____ on the field.
Matthew Allan: Race cars
Red Devils The band was so tired of going to practices every day, so they decided to ____.
Tumohs: go to practice
Hawk's Eyes The Corps discovered that their director and drill writer had ____ and decided to get pay back.
@Andrew Hawk: eaten
Mitnacht Regime The Mitnacht Regime has officially changed its name to... *Drum roll, Please!* The Cosmonauts! The Cosmonauts will be using the Mitnacht uniforms until corps funding (i.e. Jamie Funding) is in better condition for the purchase of new uniforms. The official motto of The Cosmonauts is now: " _____ "
Jamie Wilson: We don't need no stinkin' motto!
Sapphire Vanguard Sapphire Vanguard just released their official 2011 tour dvd entitled "____."
Matthew Allan : Trombones, Trumpets, and trouble. An 'alliterative' season
Blue Regiment After much deliberation we decided to _____ the Mellophones.
Andy D: Blow up
Red Devils The Band grew tired of the same old routine every day, so this time they decided to ___.
tumohs: do that same routine three times a day instead.
Sapphire Vanguard When the pit instruments suddenly started to roll off of the field, the pit players had to ____.
Mathew Allan: sprout wings and fly after them!
Redcoats Becuase everyone was so talkative during rehearsal today that the director said, "Sometimes I just want to_____!"
Stradivarius: throw a contra off the band tower
Bandit Regiment Today at competition another group tried to intimidate us by _____.
the epic show: throwing band candy up in the stands after our performance
Blue Regiment It was hard to believe the baritones finally _____.
Andy D: died
The Empire Marching Sith The director was so mad because I ate a ____ in the middle of the ballet.
Camrikimo: Bass drum
Red Devils The band did really great at their show so in the end they decided to_____.
tumohs: Kill the director
The Empire Marching Sith The music was too slow, so to speed it up the drum major ____.
Camrikimo: started dancing like a chicken
The Blue Tide Sound The drum major was out today, so the assistant drum major _____.
ttaekwondo5: decided to have a trombonist fill in instead of him.
Blue Regiment We all wondered why are director said "_____".
Andy D: Let's have a moment of silence for all the blades of grass we ruthlessly marched upon and slaughtered today
Sapphire Vanguard When the field started walking away, we had to resort to ____.
Matthew Allan: Marching up & down the school's hallways.
Blue Regiment Because we wanted to play Christmas music, our director decided to compromise and play _____,_____,&_____.
Andy D: Carol Of Bells, Christmas At The Movies, Silent Night.
The Dark Knights Because the contras wanted to play _____ by Metallica I made them run 20 laps.
EhsBAND: Enter Sandman (sorry, I don't know any Metallica songs so I just picked the top one on iTunes).
Sapphire Vanguard The tour bus plunged into a(n) ____ on the way to a show, so we had to cancel that performance.
Matthew Allan: pit of eternal darkness and unspeakable horror
Knights of Cydonia One of the baritone players fell flat on his face during practice. When another marcher tried to help him up he said "_____"
Phil Commissaris: I hope you fall on a trombone
Blue Regiment After practice, the Trumpets decided to _____.
Andy D: prank the band director with the Scary Maze game.
Eternal Glory During wind symphony class, the euphonium player decided to _____.
massexodus: get up and jazz run around the room while playing the can-can from "Orpheus in the Underworld."
Sapphire Vanguard This year's show consists of strewing ____ all over the field and making everyone trip.
Mathew Allen: the bodies of opposing drum corps
Redcoats Sometimes, the sopranos tick everyone off as a prank by_____.
Stradivarius : Putting pop-rocks down our instruments!
Blue Regiment For our annual gift exchange, the flute player that was assigned me, got me _____.
I AM LEGEND! and never once went premium.
Andy D: a wedgie
Sapphire Vanguard The new horns arrived today, and they look kind of ____.
Matthew Allan: discombobulated
Penguins We Were Walking towards the gym of the Local High School to catch up on some sleep after a long day of practice when suddenly _____ Popped out of the doors to welcome us!
sugarplumpixies:Santa, dressed in a band uniform
Blue Regiment After much debate, we decided to get our director _____ for Christmas
Andy D: a heart
Sapphire Vanguard We competed with ____ Drum and Bugle Corps, and we lost by just 0.1!
Matthew Allan: Glassmen
Blue Regiment For Christmas our band asked the school board for _____.
Andy D: a new band director
Sapphire Vanguard The new director doesn't seem to know anything about ____!
Mathew Allan: how to teach drummers how to march
Blue Regiment Since our new director was crummy we_____.
Andy D: took an arrow to the knee.
Down'Easters Since we took an arrow to the knee we_____.
Riley Callahan: had to start wearing silk uniform pants to deflect more arrow attacks
Sapphire Vanguard We marched in a Christmas parade today when the drum major suddenly started to ____. P.S. I hit 40,000XP today!
Matthew Allan: pull rabbits out of their shako and pass them out to the crowd.
The Jazzmen Our Design team had their first meeting today, so far our next season's show repertoire will include _____ and will be entitled "_____."
Kingsmen: the number 4 and will be entitled "The Quest"
Royals Today the Flutes played "_____" In D Minor instead of B Major.
Splashes: Bartok's "Concerto in C"
Sapphire Vanguard The corps Christmas tree was decorated with ____.
Matthew Allan: Flutes, Piccolos, Guard Flags, Sabres, and Rifles
Penguins While packing for London to play in the New Years Day Parade, we realized that the guard had no _____, so we had to rush to get them!
sugarplumpixies: Shoes
Blue Regiment For new years eve the band decided to_____.
Andy D: play "Auld Lang Syne" on kazoos in Times Square
Sapphire Vanguard Sapphire Vanguard is pleased to announce their 2012 show "____," a show that will stir up controversy for years to come!
Matthew Allan: "Singin in the Hail"
Almight Penguins The new band director tripped because ____ was in the way.
Dinkia: an old piccolo
Blue Regiment This year we got new shakos, but_____.
Andy D: the colorguard decided to hide them in the basement of the school and let them get destroyed by giant roaches.
Eternal Glory At indoor percussion practice, the tenors and bass drums scared the snareline with____ and the pit_____.
massexodus: pink, fluffy slippers; laughed so hard, they destroyed the tarp.
The Kingdom Regiment At guard camp yesterday, a vast majority of the members_____.
Kingdom3: took an arrow to their knees.
Gulf Coast Sound Wave Today the corps received their 2012 opener, _____.
RyanMeadows: "Pants on the Ground"
Sapphire Vanguard Today, a ____ wandered onto the field and curled up next to the drum major podium.
Matthew Allan: Zombie
Red Devils The band truck got a flat tire so the director had to replace it, in the meantime the band decided to _____ director.
tumohs: run away from the
Sapphire Vanguard The corps was invited to march in the Rose Parade, but we had to turn down the invitation because ____.
Matthew Allan: the trombones had sabotaged the drummers equipment.
Blue Regiment Our bands new year resolution was_____.
Andy D: to party like it's 1995, causing them to get stuck in a never-ending time loop.
Sapphire Vanguard The corps lost its Premium Subscription, so they had to ____.
Matthew Allan: wash dishes.
Glory of the North While rehearsing new music, the mello section decided to _____ causing the rehearsal site to become radioactive.
Jennifer Spainhour: test if they could really split an atom,
Blue Regiment For our directors birthday we got him_____.
Andy D: 173 kittens
Sapphire Vanguard After the emperor told us that our show had too many notes, we had no choice but to ____.
Matthew Allan: Cut the 6th movement that required most of the horn line to triple tongue entitled, "Tongue Twisted"
Blazing Regiment The baritone section was completely focused in their sectional today until the director came in and _____.
Byron: said "cookies are done!"
Blue Regiment To help the drummers better understand there part, our director_____!
Andy D: took an arrow to the knee!
Eternal Glory At winter percussion camp, the snareline decided to prank the director by____. The director was so furious, he made the snareline____.
massexodus: drumming with straws, paint the roses red
Sapphire Vanguard The corps has a dark history of ____, which would explain its numerous mob connections.
Matthew Allan: Putting pop-rocks in people instruments.
Blue Regiment In order not to lose a competition, for good luck we decided to _____.
Andy D: end the show with a ten-minute long chord, beating the Madison Scouts' record by two seconds
Sapphire Vanguard The bus carrying the guard suddenly grew a ____, which caused them to fear for their lives.
Matthew Allen: Mouth that said nothing but Skyrim jokes.
Pride of the South The show we are currently working on has extremely dangerous visuals . We have everyone tossing _____ into the air and catching them in their mouths. Hope it goes well =/
GodbyMarcher1: thousands of poisonous baby scorpions that have claws the size of adult scorpions
Eternal Glory At guard practice today, I tossed an 8 on rifle, but ended up_____when I caught it.
massexodus: in the TARDIS
Shogun's Finest Amidst the performance of their Timelord themed show, the Finest were interupted by _____.
BandGeekChristian : a very loud alarm clock
Blue Regiment As soon as we got our new show on the field, we noticed that _____.
Andy D: it was actually last year's show with the sets reversed
Sapphire Vanguard The corps had its first show at Helm's Deep, but we lost to ____.
Matthew Allan: Gandalf the Yellow
Mobile Beat As I get ready to start my senior year of marching band I can only hope that _____.
Larry Lawrence: our director doesn't make wear dresses again if we mess up.
Blue Regiment I'm glad that our band finally succeeded in _____ this year!
Andy D: finding the yard lines
Sapphire Vanguard Tonight's show took place on a snowflake, which led to much ____.
Matthew Allan: complaining about cold feet.
Blue Regiment Because it was 51 degrees today, we decided to _____.
Andy D: wear three layers of uniforms
Archangels While learning new sets the band director yelled out _____.
qwilliams3: "Spoon!"
Sapphire Vanguard After a big coffee-flavored volcano had appeared on the field overnight, we had to get rid of it by ____.
Matthew Allan: Sacraficing a Tuba Player To The Aztec God Quetzalcoatl
Penguins While Weapon Tryouts For Winter Guard were going on, The other guard members bombarded the _____, Scaring them half to death!
sugarplumpixies: drummers with left over fruitcake
Blue Regiment We thought _____ would be an interesting theme for our 2012 show
Andy D: cardboard tubes
Sapphire Vanguard Our show about cardboard tubes and dry cleaning caused much ____ in the audience on Finals night.
Matthew Allan: confusion
Mobile Beat Our band director told us our 2012 how was about _____!
Larry Lawrence: gangstas in space!
Archangels At finals night our show got canceled due to _____.
qwilliams3 : a hundred cats roaming the field
Blue Regiment Because our idea for a show about hamsters was turned down, we decided to do a _____ themed show
Andy D : 1960
Kinng Me The Flutes finished their lunch in _____ seconds.
Splashes: -373 seconds
Sapphire Vanguard The director had to confiscate the drum major's ____ during the show.
Matthew Allan: bedazzled baton
Almighty Penguins When the tuba player put on his marching shoes, he felt ____.
Dinkai: the oatmeal that a flutist put in there.
Blue Regiment To help with the amount of work he had to do, the assistant director decided to _____. P.S. This is the 400th post on this thread!
Andy D: sleep on the job
Sapphire Vanguard One of the corps members was seen posting on "Tour: Your Microband Status" during warm-up. He was sentenced to ____.
Having to listen to a Person learn both the violin and clarinet
Blue Regiment We were stumped over what to name the new instrument we made, a mix of a flute and sax, so we called it _____!
Andy D: The Next DCI Regulation
Sapphire Vanguard We were disqualified from DCI quarterfinals because the drum major ____.
Matthew Allan: ran into the crowd and began giving the audience wet willies and mooning the other corps.
Daringly Dapper Denizens We have just finished our four week long spring training! Tonight we are going to celebrate by ____.
SeanPC: practicing for the next 4 months without food and water.
Eternal Glory We had our first indoor guard competition today. We came in first place with a score of 79.25. So to celebrate we went to _____.
Massexodus: Burger King (we have a small budget)
Blue Regiment This year we have a new fund raiser: _____.
Andy D: selling real estate on the floor of the Mariana Trench
Sapphire Vanguard Tonight is family night for Sapphire Vanguard, and it's rumored that ____ will be attending!
Matthew Allan: Joe Lesko
Blue Regiment For Family Night, we'll have a cake decorated _____!
@andy d- like Joe lesko. FACE CAKE!
the silent sound We had a banquet for all of the silent sound alumni and the buffet at the banquet had two choices for dinner...chicken or _____.
Justin Altrogge: Peanut Butter Banana Sandwiches
King Me The Guards Danced to Lady Gaga and_____ duet which was amazing.
Splashes: Elvis
Blue Regiment We decided to hold the Blue Regiment open house at _____
Andy D: a nuclear power plant
Sapphire Vanguard The drum major's baton was left in the sun too long so it turned into a ____.
Matthew Allen: a fried pickle.
Eternal Glory At guard practice today, a _____ came and scared the guard girls, leaving us guard guys with_____.
massexodus: a rifle eating ghost clown; a tummy ache from all the rifles we had eaten.
The Kingdom Regiment During band class today, five(5)_____bursted through the band room doors with_____in their hands.
Kingdom3: directors, batons
Blue Regiment When We were marching in a parade at Washington D.C. _____!
Andy D: Congress passed a bill banning parades due to copyright issues
Sapphire Vanguard There was much alarm when the drum major's pet sloth lumbered onto the field and started to ____.
Matthew Allan: Throw throwing stars at us.
Blue Regiment Since our field was covered with snow we rehearsed _____.
Andy D: Our Dance Number
Lake Erie Sound The Drumline Took First at Their Competition, and Celebrated by____.
LeojoCrazy: spraying CheeseWhiz all over the practice field!
The Average Joes Because of the large blizzard that swept across our town today, everyone ___ on their day off.
John Davis: Practiced the song "We're Havin' a Heat Wave"
Blue Regiment After somehow making it to rehearsal the tuba section decided to _____ in the snow!
Andy D: frolic around
Sapphire Vanguard One of our performers was seen ____ on You Tube, which caused him to be dishonorably discharged from the corps.
Matthew Allan: giving top secret show info to a rival corps
Regiment Pride The band director officially doesn't trust the piccolos anymore because one of them accidently took the _____ home with her.
helenakait: golden baton
Blue Regiment Yesterday a trumpet was broken by_____.
Andy D: getting too close to a group of band kids that were moshing before practice.
Regiment Pride Preparing to leave for a big competition, the pit realized they lost the gock block. But, they eventually found it _____.
helenakait: suspended somewhere between the third and fourth dimensions
Sapphire Vanguard We were disqualified from DCI when it was found that we were secretly hiding a(n) ____.
Matthew Allan: automated drum corps
Royal Regiment We were halfway to the national semifinals when we realized we forgot to ____.
theking30: put the mouthpieces in the instrument cases
Blue Regiment To help the piccolos learn the song we all _____.
Andy D: promised them $1000 to whoever learned the song first
Sapphire Vanguard Today went rather well; the contras finally managed to ____.
Mathew Allan: play while eating cake
Archangels Today during percussion ensemble practice the director asked ____?
qwilliams3: Why are you all attempting to play the show without sticks?
Royal Regiment We were in the middle of our closer at finals when suddenly _____.
theking30: the field rocketed into the sky and carried us away
Sapphire Vanguard We installed a new ____ in the food truck to get it rolling again.
Matthew Allan: Cheese fountain
Regiment Pride In an effort to raise money for new uniforms, the band director promised she would_____ if the band raised $_____.
helenakait: march a drill solo in our next show 13,524.83
Blue Regiment This year our new fundraiser was to _____!
Andy D: sell Nissan 350z sports cars.
Red Devils The director was thinking of which song the band should play next season. So, afterhours of thinking the director decided to _____.
tumohs: contact another dimension and ask the people their for their opinion.
Regiment Pride The new guard girl forgot the routine on the field so she _____, and made it look like part of the drill.
helenakait: started running in circles around the drum major podium
Sapphire Vanguard Today marks the 3rd anniversary that our corps ____ for the first time.
Matthew Allan:ate fried Oreos (yum!)
Regiment Pride The band director gave the whole band a test to see if they could_____.
helenakait: Spell euphonium, L'istesso tempo, Klangfarbenmelodie, and Vivace.
Blue Regiment To study for our test wrote a sung to the tune of _____ to help us spell the words
Andy D: Sabre Dance
Regiment Pride The band director decided to go all out for this years marching season so she hired_____. And bought the whole band_____.
helenakait: Michael Gaines, new Bach instruments
Blue Regiment Our band was so poor we had to _____.
Andy D: sell all the wind instruments and sing the show instead of playing
Regiment Pride The whole band was invited to play at the White House, but they couldnt because they had to go_____.
helenakait: to the store because the new Trombones were on back order
Blue Regiment To help keep our moral up our director decided to ____.
Andy D: Let a high school marching band try to march their drill, for their personal entertainment.
Penguins Because the winter guards show, Man eater, placed last, the instructor told the guard to _____ instead of eat the man.
sugarplumpixies: eat the judge
Red Devils The director decided to go all out this year so the band was all out of general funds. So he decided to contact Bill Gates (CEO and founder of Microsoft) to send them Bach instruments and he agreed since he owed the director a favor. So after 2 weeks of shipping and handling the package arrived. The director opened up the box and instead of an instrument there was _____.
tumohs: $1,000,000,000
Sapphire Vanguard When the field came to life during rehearsal, the first thing it said was "____."
Matthew Allan: "Hey your stepping on my face !"
Red Devils The Band was getting tired from the 8 hour rehearsal today so the director decided to give them _____ to get them energized.
tumohs: A mix of Red Bull, Monster, and an espresso shot
Blue Regiment After the caffeine wore off, the band as a whole decided _____!
Andy D: to mourn and fast for three days
Sapphire Vanguard One of the corps members leaked show information over Facebook, so he was subjected to twelve hours of ____.
Matthew Allan: having to tune one note until it was PERFECT!
Blue Regiment For President's Day we decided to play_____.
Andy D: God Save the Queen
Archangels While taking a quick pit stop the bus driver parked_____.
qwilliams: somewhere in the clouds due to a game glitch
Sapphire Vanguard The tuition fee for our members was raised because of ____.
Matthew Allan: Disturbing the piece sitations by the local police for noise after 10:00 pm
Mighty Marching Pirates We were almost through with rehersal when suddenly,____thousands of them invaded the field!
LBKA: two
Blue Regiment To celebrate the first day of spring we all_____ even the director joined in!
Andy D: ran around the practice field screaming "MARCHING BAND!"
Eternal Glory Today was our last practice before guard championships. The directors thought it be funny to _____, leaving the us frightened for our lives
massexodus: Put poisonous snakes inside the flags
Blue Regiment To get them psyche for the up coming season the drummers _____, which resulted in a huge mess,
Andy D: "threw their sticks at the drum major as a sign of peace"
Minnesota Scouts Today a mellophone cryed becuase a staff member told her to " _____, or get off the field!"
samdog83: start counting all the blades of grass
Sapphire Vanguard Most of our corps members are ____, which will undeniably cause problems by championship week.
Matthew Allan: allergic to the turf in Lucas Oil Stadium
Eternal Glory Today our guard won Tri State Circuit Champions for our class so to celebrate we will_____.
massexodus: go toilet paper the directors house with chartreuse toilet paper
Blue Regiment Because the equipment manager forgot the poles, the flag line improvised with_____!
Andy: Bamboo Stalks :D
Mountain Harmony Oh no! Since the trumpets for got their mouthpieces they'll have to _____!
Will Panther: "bow down to their director for mercy"
Minnesota Scouts Today our band director's wife came to watch us practice. She was so shocked she said, "_____"! as she stormed off the field. (she didn't say, "more cowbell")
samdog83: Spoon!
Sapphire Vanguard The corps is travelling to the faraway land of ____ for our next show.
Matthew Allan: Narnia
Blue Regiment We were all nervous before our competition because _____ was going to be there!
Andy D: "the Blue Devils where"
Minnesota Scouts Today was our color guard practiced inside a college campuse gym. Someone threw there flag so hard that it got it stuck in an air vent and we had to _____ so we could get it down.
samdog83: buy pogo sticks.
Blue Regiment We thought _____ would be a good name for a show, but the director said no.
Andy D: Jumping in the Clouds for a Chocolate Candy Bar
Eternal Glory Yesterday, we started guard clinics for this upcoming fall season. While performing my solo rifle toss in the show, which was a 7, a person in the audience_____.
massexodus: started picking their nose in front of me
Sapphire Vanguard Some of our brass members got to perform with the legendary rock band, ____. (On that note, I got to perform with Kansas today as a member of the CSULA orchestra. The music was really hard, but man was it a lot of fun!)
Matthew Allen: Queen
Blue Regiment We were all so excited about meeting Queen we _____!
Andy D : kidnapped them and loaded them on the bus with us to our next competition.
Red Devils Since the band ran over a judge during the show the director decided to _____.
tumohs: let the judge squeak a flute for one hour in our ears
Blue Regiment To help us better learn our music our director thought _____ would be a great idea (it wasn't!).
Andy D: jazz running and humming our music infront of everybody
Minnesota Scouts Today our mellophone section attempted to flip each other upside down like the Cavaliers quads. One of the mellophones turned to the others and said, "Maybe if we _____ we won't have to jazz run!"
samdog83: stand on our heads and pretend we are ballerinas
Eternal Glory Today during low brass sectionals the euphoniums decided it would be a great idea to prank me by_____. I was so furious, I made the entire low brass section_____.
massexodus: by telling the drum major I had a had a crush on them. I made the entire low brass section jazz run to the nearest walmart, buy food for me, and jazz run back.
MinneSonic (name changes Wahooo!) Today I asked if we could skip marching band practice and have a day off, our director said "I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that." He walked away miffed, he called his wife and told her"_____, and then they asked me if we could skip practice!"
You can skip mine if you don't like it.
samdog83: I give up!
Blue Regiment Because graduation was near, we gave the seniors drummers_____, which is normally frowned upon!
Andy D: Chop Sticks
The Dark Knights Because our show was Momma Mia we let the tuba section and drumline dress up like _____ while the other members did cart-wheels.
EhsBAND: Dress up like our little sisters.
MinneSonic Today we were practicing in our parade block and things went form band to worse. Our whole contra section refused to march forward because _____.
Joe: Where are my pants?
Red Regiment Half the conra section must now switch to baritone because half the baritones caught ___
bettrthanbacon5: on fire!
Modern Antic What do you mean we're all out of _____?!
Vincent Pezza: drumming pads, is that a good thing?
MinneSonic Today our mellophone section has tryouts, first we start by _____"
samdog83: Only if they come in a 12 pack!
Red Regiment Today we found a goat trying to eat our ____!
bettrthanbacon5: flags
Ave. Learning new drill today, let's hope ____.
Robert Nathaniel: we don't crash into one another because we will all be wearing spikey shoes.
Eternal Glory Today started guard tryouts for the fall marching season. During the warm up session we had, a_____ came running towards us sending everyone into shock.
massexodus: Purple People Eater
Blue Regiment Just as we were trying to do a pinwheel _____, which made us all scarred!
Andy D: the directors wife came at us with some eggplant casserole
Paradox Sadly _____, which left us twidling our thumbs all day.
Shrodinger: Why is everybody wearing rubber gloves?
Red Regiment Today the sopranos had to shine everyones shoes while running laps because _____!
bettrthanbacon5: they had parallel 5ths in their voice-leading assignments
Sapphire Vanguard The judge at our show last night remarked that our show was emphasizing way too much ____.
Matthew Allan: So thats why the contras cant hold their instrument straight!
Red Regiment During our exebition performance today our drum major fell off of the stand & landed on a ___
bettrthanbacon5: pair of rusty flutes, so she had to get a tetanus shot!
Blue Regiment To fill in for the drum major, sine she was on the disabled list we got_____ to fill in!
Andy D: Snoopy
Sapphire Vanguard ____ was discovered buried under the 50-yard line.
Matthew Allan: Jimmy Hoffa
Blue Regiment Before the parade, our band decided to_____!
Andy D: switch instruments, let's hope this goes well.
Ave. All day music rehearsal, _____doesn't look so happy.
Robert Nathaniel: Our drill writer
Archangels Since practice was canceled yesterday we decided to _____.
qwilliams3: what happened to the mellos?
Red Regiment Teaching new marching style today, hopefully nobody will brimg their ___
bettrthanbacon5: tooth brush!
Blue Regiment After we failed at learning the new style, our director said____!
Andy D: Leapin lizards!
Red Regiment During our workouts our drum major decided to make us do ___
bettrthanbacon5: zero gravity backflips
Sprayberry Band of Gold Played through the first ____ minutes of our 2012 production
Anthony Wolcott: anticlimactic yet magical
Red Regiment During our required semi annual ___ our mellos decided to come in banana costumes!
bettrthanbacon5: journey to the center of the earth
Sapphire Vanguard We got to perform with ____, and honestly, it was underwhelming.
Matthew Allan: The Wiggles
Blue Regiment We were let down when we found out that_____.
Andy D: Our new uniforms are really just the same uniforms we already had, except new.
Red Regiment Today during the annual corps potluck, somebody brought a big bowl of ___
bettrthanbacon5: Sauerkraut
Blue Regiment We when we got the music for the new show, we were really surprised to see"_____" as one of the songs.
Andy D: Mary Had a Little Lamb
17th Cavalry At competition today, the Center Snare player spilled "_____" all over his blue and gold uniform
jgriff17: Chocolate Milk
The Lake Erie Revolution During Practice Yesterday, The Guard Members Got Mad at The Director For "_____".
LeojoCrazy: calling them lazy.
South(w)ind While setting drill at band camp, a storm blew in. The band members "_____".
Dalton Bates16: started a flash mob
Wayne County Troopers Our director is very cool he ____.
Andy D: wears a taco costume while swimming for fish.
Blue Creek Soldiers The corps goes bowling weekly and this week they were surprised to find out that _____.
biscotti: the snare drummers use their drums as bowling balls
Sapphire Vanguard This year, we're touring to the ____ part of the world to reach more fans.
Matthew Allan: virtual part of the world to reach more fans.
Tiger Marching Band The corps decided to run their show titled "_____" for kicks and giggles.
Alex Mathiowetz : Silly gigglefritz
Wayne County Troopers As we started the first day of band camp the drummers _____, which was a good start to the year!
Andy D: played "blurz" at 220 BPM.
17th Cavalry One of our guard members was caught stealing "_____" from a bass drummer
jgriff17: billions of dollars
Sapphire Vanguard A(n) ____ landed on the drum major's head during rehearsal. He'll have to sit out the rest of the season now.
Matthew Allan: broken drumstick
Wayne County Troopers In order to be better this year our band decided to _____!
Andy D: learn syncronized swimming during the offseason
The Red Regiment Today during break our only majorette threw a __ at the drum major
bettrthanbacon5: flute
The Wayne County Troopers For fun today and bandcamp we_____!
Andy D: Put spiders in the seniors beds
Lake Erie Revolution At our competition the other day, we won _____.
LeojoCrazy: a chicken
Wayne County Troopers In our band Olympics, we had events like _____ & _____!
Andy D: Zero Gravity Marching, Underwater Basket Weaving While Playing Your Show
Georgia Gold: A member of the hornline is currently running ___ laps for falling on his brand new baritone and crushing it.
Anthony Wolcott: 2 (it wasn't a school horn, if it was, it would've been more!
Wayne County Troopers Because we were short of drummers, we got _____ to fill in.
Andy D: George Hopkins
The Aristocrats We held a hybrid Olympics today, and the corps favorite event was the _____!
tchaikovsky96: backwards-marching marathon
Sapphire Vanguard The corps will be playing "____" at the Olympic closing ceremonies this year in London.
Matthew Allan: God Save The Queen
Wayne County Troopers We were sad when we lost _____ at the Band Olympics.
Andy D: half of our plumes
17th cavalry Today we were surprised to see a small flock of ----- harassing the tuba sectional. Some things just can't get pulled out if those bells...
jgriff17: Snares
Blue Battalion While unloading our pit, the the xylophone was hit by a ____.
s3t2: Bus
Wayne County Troopers at band camp today it rained so much that ____!
Andy D: the field flooded
Downingtown West Marching Band (True Story from band camp yesterday) When we played the end of our opener on the field, our marching tech told the snare line to make a _____ sound when they bring their sticks in after the final note.
jgriff17: moo
Regiment Pride Our new band director told us we could dress him up as a _____ if we sold our fundraising goal!
HannahKait : Mutant Chicken
Wayne County Troopers Since we didn't raise enough money, we had to_____!
Andy D: tour without buses and therefore, walk to every competition.
Sapphire Vanguard The audience started throwing tomatoes at us when we started playing "____."
Matthew Allan: One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Wayne County Troopers Since we were booed off the field by the audience, we decided to march____.
Hannah Kait the actual thing they made us do was meow! :P
I told my micro band that if they work hard their show will be _____!
matt12: Call me maybe
Westfall My band thought they needed a water break but instead I threw _____ at them.
Willie Careri: Soda
Los Conquistadors (True story from this summer) Today while driving to our first competition the hornline bus broke down 1 mile from the show site so we____to the stadium.
Abel Aguilar: used a portkey to get
Sapphire Vanguard Our field show is about the controversial subject of ____.
Matthew Allan: just how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Wayne County Troopers For a change in our normal routine, we decided to make things differant by getting our drummer to _____
Andy D: play the trumpet solo 2 octaves higher.
Los Conquistadors Second show of the year and the audience is loving our show, they love it so much that they threw ____ after our performance.
Abel Aguilar: up
Silver Guards We were going to perform on Soldier Field, but the stadium was ___
kamoro: flooded
Marching Panthers Monday's rehearsal was so stressful! The trumped section decided to ____ the director!
Masakok01: overthrow
Regiment Pride In the process of learning our closer the band director said we had to _____ for dramatic effect!
HannahKait: Blow Bubbles
Wayne County Troopers To help to band learn the drill, our director decided to _____, which didn't work to well.
Andy D: release wild hyenas on the field
Los Conquistadors After our show in New Jersey the corps had some free time to visit the Jersey Shore, but to their surprise____.
Abel Aguilar: Jersey Shore had been replaced by Teletubbies!
Regiment Pride This years trombone solo will be played by our celebrity guest _____, who doesnt even play trombone!
HannahKait: Genghis Khan
Sapphire Vanguard Our field show is about the ____ period of history, where everything started going crazy!
Matthew Allan: Renissance
Regiment Pride There was so much water on our band field after the rain that the band had to either _____, or march in the gym!
HannahKait: Buy shark replant
Wayne County Troopers It was so cold today during rehearsal that_____.
HannahKait: The field was frozen, and everyone had to rehearse with ice skates.
Silver Guards Instead of playing the crescendo at the critical moment, the trumpets decided to ___.
kamoro: walk away from rehearsal
Sapphire Vanguard We've received suggestions to change the corps' name to ____ Regiment.
Matthew: Pancake
Angels of Music After a tiring day of rehearsal, we decided that the guard had to ___ instead of getting dinner.
Nate: run laps around the track
The Spartan Legion The whole color guard screamed when they found a ___ in the band room.
mstrchf: half eaten 4 year old purple taco
Regiment Pride The whole band wanted to give the drummajor a special thank you gift but they had a $3.73 budget. So they ended up getting her a _____ instead.
HannahKait: gallon of gas for her car
Sapphire Vanguard The chord at the end of our show sounds very ____.
Matthew Allan: much like a cat since the low brass each decided to put a kitten in their bell.
Regiment Pride Instead of having drummajor tryouts the director just _____ to pick one.
HannahKait: Made the candidates fight each other
Silver Guards The host high school was ___, so the corps had to sleep ___ instead.
being used as a School Lunch Improvement Seminar so they had to sleep at the principal of the schools house instead.
Regiment Pride The band really wanted to buy new tubas, but it wasnt in the budget, so to repair the old ones they just _____.
HannahKait: Used A OT of silver duct tape.
Wayne County Troopers Instead of playing pregame, the band decided to_____, which raised some eyebrows.
Andy D: don cheerleader uniforms!
Angels of Music After taking first in their last competition, the corps had ____ at the food truck, which made them rather joyous.
Nate: Green Beans
The Lake Erie Revolution It was prank day for the band, and the color guard _____ the band.
LeojoCrazy: Viciously slammed their flags and rifles and sabers into
The Penguins When the Flutist's solo Mic didn't work, the whole band _____.
sugarplumpixies: applauded
Santa Regiment While practicing in the tough environment of the North Pole, one trumpet member _____ causing the band to gasp.
jpeeps31: got his lips stuck to his mouthpiece
Wayne County Troopers Since our lead trumpet player lost his lips, we got _____ to fill in for him.
Andy D: A Monkey
Lake Erie Revolution After winning down in Pittsburgh, the judges _____ the directors.
LeojoCrazy: harassed
Angels of Music The euphs decided to ____ the field today, which made the directors rather furious.
Nate Hoppel: paint
Redcoats Rehearsal was getting a little too chatty, so I decided to have the band _____ so they would shut up!
Stardivarius: Glue their mouth pieces to their lips
Penguins The guard messed up all of their work today during practice, so the director _____ at the guard instructor.
sugarplumpixies: threw cotton candy
Mobile Beat After the last Thursday night practice of the season, all the seniors _____ the freshman.
Larry Lawrence: puked on
Flying Dwarf Penguins We were getting ready for breakfast when the noticed all the cooks were _____.
Colton Warhawks
Completed brand new show in 2A Style. It looks _____.
Chris Yashko: Clowns with their heads on backwards.
cjrick02: like a pair of ostriches throwing cheese at each other Black River Knights Another football game is past, and now the group is preparing for their first competition where they will _____ in an attempt to win.
biscotti: parachute down onto opening set from 3 miles up in the atmosphere.
Los Conquistadors We held auditions today and 5 people auditioned for center met, we had to choose who would be our center met by having them_____.
Abel Aguilar: shake feet, instead of hands.
Wayne County Troopers To combat the cold weather, the drummers decided to _____ during rehearsal.
Andy D: cuddle
The Evergreen Band The band is in So Fla getting ready to host the Everglades Invitational. The trumpets decided to go swimming in the swamp, where they encountered _____.
adavis14: Contra playing alligators.
Silver Guards During the tour, the corps was disappointed to find out that the buses had ___.
kamoro: fallen off a bridge
the neon crusaders today at rehearsal the drumline would'int stop ___.
cjf20: Pranking the Guard!
Believe After deciding to change our name, the band _____ the director.
LeojoCrazy: banished
The Ragged Marchers After being annoyed of their tour show, the band decided to _____ the flags.
iMarchTuesdays: microwave
Sapphire Vanguard Even after three hours of warm-up, the corps still sounded very ____ at the show.
Matthew Allan: tired
Mobile Beat After a record setting show, the band decided to _____ their director
Larry Lawrence: cook
Gem of the Valley After practice was rained out, battery went inside a room to ____.
Les Noche: make hot chocolate
Sapphire Vanguard Sapphire Vanguard was invited to perform in the ____ Parade next year.
Matthew Allan: Veteran's Day
Texas Curve Assistant Directors car collided with _____ on the way to practice.
Jeremikolman: The head director's house
Sons of Silence Practice was canceled today because a ____(s) fell from the sky and crushed a contra player.
xbray31x: flag
Silver Guards ^The contra player was rushed to the hospital, where they found out that he had a broken ___.
kamoro: shoelace
Sapphire Vanguard The audience erupted with deafening cheers when we played our corps song, "____."
matthew alle: flight of the bumble bee
the neon crusaders then the band went to ____.
Planet Omacron Percei 8
Sons of Silence I went to DCI finals and Crown spontaneously broke out into a polka arrangement of _____
xbray31x: 1812 Overture
Mobile Beat The battery was banned from being at competitions after they _____.
Larry Lawrence: Were out of step.
Silver Guards No score was given at the competition because all of the judges had ___.
kamoro: eaten too many Doritos and couldn't write because hands were too cheesy.
Mobile Beat The band stopped for supper on their way home, but was disappointed to find _____ instead of McDonalds.
marry lawrence: dennys
the neon crusaders then they all went to ____ to sit on santa claus's lap
Pride of Dunn D&BC
The show's coming along well enough, but not enough for the band to be satisfied with the results. If they don't start acting like champions, there are going to be some tears at DCN.
cjf20: Lucas Oil Stadium
Sapphire Vanguard On Christmas, the corps gave the director a rather large ____ as a gift.
Matthew Allan: drum stick
Mobile Beat The guard knew something was wrong when they saw _____ in the guard room.
Larry Lawrence: three fire engines
Sapphire Vanguard We gathered at ____ to commemorate the tenth anniversary of the corps' founding.
Matthew Allan: the local Walmart
Mobile Beat For Christmas the band director got each student a/an _____.
larry lawrence: puppies and kittens
the neon crusaders then the flutes went to ____ to play secret santa
cjf20: Mars
Silver Guards The corps was attacked by a 50 foot ___ in the middle of their performance.
kamoro: Party rock
Mystique River Regiment During sectionals the snare and rifle line thought it'd be a good idea to ____ the brass tech.
Tyler S: ransom
Mobile Beat The snare line had a hard time focusing after _____.
Larry Lawrence: Marching in the snow
The Ohio Troopers It had snowed so much, the corps decided to ___ instead of marching.
Andy D: Have a snowball fight
Westfall One of the baritones left their instrument out so our _____ ran it over.
Willie Careri: guard instructor
Mobile Beat The guard couldn't help but laugh after the percussion tech _____.
Larry Lawrence: hit himself in the head with a saber
Westfall We ordered new props for the 2013 season and they're in the shape of _____.
Willie Careri: a huge mutant Zombie Turkey
The Ohio Troopers We decided to have rehearsal at midnight because _____.
Willie Careri: We were touring the Sahara Desert, and it was too hot to rehearse during the day.
Silver Guards The corps was disqualified from the competition for _____.
kamoro: rubbing bacon grease on the other corps' drill masters.
Mobile Beat The corps was excited when they realized that they had _____ for lunch.
Larry Lawrence: A Taco Buffett
Westfall One of our members threw up a _____ all over his uniform
Willie Careri:Turkey
Monty Python's Flying Circus At the same time he accidently broke his_____.
Weasel.
Infamy He was rushed of to the hopsital, only to find is ____ was missing
Bre Munroe: top half of his head
Silver Guards The field judge was so focused on not getting run into by the brass players that he walked right into _____.
kamoro: The Band Bus
Wayne County Troopers Since we couldn't rehearse outside due to the lighting, we decided to march _____, which was a terrible idea!
Andy D: Near the colorguard.
Red Regiment When our best Baritone left for Ohio, we replaced him with a ____.
bettrthanbacon5 : Platypus that plays the Piccolo
Wayne County Troopers To celebrate the Field Commander's birthday, we _____, which raised some eyebrows!
Andy D: did nothing at all
Spirit of the Atlantic The entire flute section missed the competition due to their extreme allergies of _____.
Startfruit1: music, its a very difficult life for them.
Ave. Working on new drill until it is done it looks like the corps will have to _____.
Robert Nathaniel: eat their socks
Spirit of the Atlantic The clarinets misplaced all of their reeds, so they had to _____.
Starfruit1: take branches off of tress and whittle new ones using butter knives
Wayne County Troopers We were surprised to hear that we were playing _____ for our new show.
Andy D: 1812 Overture
Mobile Beat I was upset when our band director told us our marching music was _____.
Larry Lawrence: at the tempo of 30 bpm
Spirit of the Atlantic It was so hot outside that all the trumpets _____.
Starfruit1: started stripping in front of the podium.
Redcoats After 48 hours of movement rehearsal, everyone _____.
Stradivarius: everyone fell asleep on the drum major's podium
Drumline (with the band) after our rehearsal, our director thought we could have the drum major do a(n) _____.
alexjamesjedi: back flip off of the podium but he failed and fell on his face.
Westfall Our brass caption head Daniel ran to the food truck but slipped on a ____. (True Story)
Willie Careri: patch of dandelions
Spirit of the Atlantic The marching band was on a bus ride to their competition when all of a sudden, the bus _____.
Starfruit1: turned into Optimus Prime and went to fight Megatron.
Mobile Beat The color guard was worried when the drum line _____ in their storage room.
Larry Lawrence: Was Practicing
Golden Regiment Out color guard caption head ran across the field_____into the snare line.
Empire State Vanguard
Our corps just came back from a long hiatus, everyone is rusty, especially the baritones who _____ during sectional rehearsal this morning. dede14: throwing pies
mellophone1: were getting horrible sunburns
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